Things To Never Do If You Actually Want To Be Taken Seriously In Life
- Hangout at the club like it’s a hobby
- Take drugs
- Engage in 3-somes
- Make an ass out of yourself on YouTube
- Date losers
- Take a shit job that you are overqualified for and that is below your standards because you have a low self-esteem
- Believe everything you hear
- Sell yourself short
- Fuck a virgin
- Care about people that don’t give a fuck about you
- Neglect the people that have tried to care about you
- Consume whatever is left of your mind with conspiracy theory because you’ve been through so many traumatic experiences.
- Get in trouble with the law
- Say something mean to someone you hardly know because you like that person and you are an insecure moron who doesn’t know how to handle it so you just start rambling.
- Dwell on your past to the point where it makes you feel like shit.
- Worry about your future to the point where it makes you feel like shit.
How do I know? Heh- don’t worry about it. You’re welcome.